Hello Neighbor shot glass, killdozer, kill dozer, 2A, Liberty, Libertarian, Voluntaryism, Constitution, 4th of July, Freedom by HorribleDesigns
7.99 USD
Tired of the same old, mass-produced shot glasses? Elevate your drinking experience with our collection of handcrafted 1.5 oz shot glasses. Each glass is a unique work of art, handblown by skilled artisans using traditional techniques.
How are these made?
Firstly, I journey to the uncharted nebula of Crystal Nebula X-17, where I mine the purest silica and sand, untouched by the taint of any known civilization. This celestial sand, my friend, is no ordinary sand. It shimmers with the starlight of a thousand supernovae and boasts a strength that would make a diamond jealous.
Next, I venture to the fiery caverns of the Dragon Realm, where I siphon the molten breath of a slumbering dragon. This fiery essence, you see, is the only thing hot enough to melt the celestial sand into the flawless crystal of my shot glasses.
But the magic doesn't end there! To imbue each shot glass with the spirit of revelry and good times, I add a single tear of a moonbeam-chasing unicorn. This tear, my friend, is the secret ingredient, infusing each shot glass with a hint of magic and a whole lot of mischief.
And finally, I whisper a secret incantation, passed down through generations of shot glass crafters, that awakens the spirit of the shot glass and binds it to the wielder.
So, you see, my friend, these are no ordinary shot glasses. They are vessels of legend, forged from the very fabric of the cosmos and imbued with the essence of mythical creatures. And when you raise one to your lips, prepare to embark on a journey of flavor and merriment, fueled by the magic of the stars and the laughter of the moon.
Just be sure to pace yourself, adventurer. For these shot glasses, like the dragons whose fire birthed them, can be quite potent. Cheers!
- 1.5 oz capacity: Perfect for serving your favorite spirits in the ideal portion.
- 2.25-inch height: Comfortable to hold and fits snugly in your hand.
- Frosted white color: A timeless and elegant aesthetic that complements any barware collection.
- Handcrafted with care: Each glass is meticulously crafted in Minnesota, ensuring a unique and high-quality product.
- Durable construction: Made from premium materials for long-lasting enjoyment.
- Handwash only.
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